04.07.09
Cuba
Word on the street is that Obama and Fidel are going to meet. And you know it’s true because a pair of egos like that are naturally bound to sniff out each other’s ass. It’s an historical imperative. Or, in Obama’s case, an ahistorical imperative.
“Oh! Do I detect the fresh minty aroma of Socialism?”
“Si. Now which dookie chain do you prefer with this jogging suit?”