12.11.08

You’re the Luckiest Bastard on Earth, Fred. Again.

Posted in Austin, Big Media, Unexplained Mysteries, beauty at 19:49 by Toby Petzold

The Statesman’s website is reporting that Michelle Valles is joining KEYE-TV’s morning news program with the so-called avuncular homunculus Fred Cantu. That’s great news because Michelle is altogether beautiful and pleasant. Let’s hope she minds her pints and quarts and makes us proud and perpendicular again.

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