01.19.08
Scott Baio Was an Invited Guest to the Sunset Ceremony of Reagan’s Funeral
Does anyone know why Mike Huckabee is constantly shadowed by Chuck Norris? I’m sure it’s been explained, but I’m afraid to look. Not only is it bizarre; it’s stupid. Because when Huckabee is giving a speech, I’m not paying any attention to him; I’m watching Chuck Norris and going, ”WTF?!” Ha, ha!
Dragging along this B-movie eunuch to Huckabee’s campaign appearances is either a deliberate perversion of Hollywood’s alleged star-power allure (in which case it’s time for Huckabee to let Chuck in on the joke) or it is a revealingly clumsy attempt to reach for the Walker, Texas Ranger demo of white Southern women over 65.
Huckabee’s silly. I wouldn’t vote for him if he were to get the nomination.
